I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.
I am your favorite poison.
Your drug of choice.
The one that gives you what you need, but would never admit to.
I am what you Desire.
I'm not looking for your approval.
I'm not here to impress anyone.
I'm here to make new friends and keep in touch with old ones.
I frankly dont give a shit if you dont like me.
Just have the balls to say so to my face.
I cant promise that you will walk away fully intact after that confrontation.
I'm not going to change for you.
Don't like me as I am? Fuck off and find a new friend.
I'm loud and obnoxious.
I'm very spontaneous and I'm only a "girly-girl" when it comes to putting on my make up and doing my hair.
I'm a happy person.
I love to laugh.
Im also a very angry person.
Dont fuck with me and do not ever fuck with my friends.
Yes. That was a threat.
I love intelligent people.
I'm very nice to everyone.
Unless you piss me off.
If you lack a brain stem, don't bother talking to me, or risk being destroyed by my Jedi powers.
Yes. I am Captain Jack Sparrow.
Yes. I'm also most likely more badass than you.
I embrace life for all that it's worth.
I have no regrets.
The conclusion of today's lesson:
dont fuck with me